Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
what is the difference between a man..
What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking...
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia…
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a...
There is a monkey in the bar
|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first...
Catch a drunk driver
|Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
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These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...