Get money to heaven
|A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
Firearms
There was a man at a gas station, pumping gas into his truck. Whilepumping...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Process-Oriented God
Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something...
Noah and the Ark.
The Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months I am going...
Spicy 50th Honeymoon
For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip. They drive...