Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
How does Herpes leave the hospital?
How does Herpes leave the hospital?On crotches.
Monica Counters Clinton
AP – Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered President Clinton’s firm denial:”I...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling…
John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets up and...
Green Half First
A funny story I know comes from someone’s father-in-law who is a pharmacist. One...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...