Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
Did You Miss Me?
Seems my latest Freudian slip came just as my wife arrived back from a...
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake…
The moon shown silver on the waters of the lake, and the waves that...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
Said in court
These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!