What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Following some duty overseas, the officers…
Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home...
stool taken!
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I have a keyboard error
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Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
Soldier stands guard
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Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...