What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
Problems and Male Gender
Ever notice how so many of women’s problems can be traced to the male...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
Hot croako!
|What do frogs drink?Hot croako!
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...