Blowin Chunks
Okay a man is in a bar and he’s gettin really drunk and he...
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Better Than Pork
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...
You want children?
|Are You Ready for Children?Mess Test: Smear peanut butter on the sofa and curtains....
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel…
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to...