OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...
Pantsy Golfer
Q: Why did the golfer wear 2 pairs of pants?A: Just in case he...
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
Punny as they get! yee-haw!
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
The 3 convicts.
Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed totake one...