Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
Jeff Foxworthy in the Middle ages
You know you’re Castle Trash if……Your shroud of Turin is painted on velvetYour daughter’s...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Two plus two is five
|”First and above all he was a logician. At least thirty-five years of the...
Why did the fly fly?
|Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied ‘er!
Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Four worst words
Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...