Free haircuts
|A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Good News, Bad News, Worse News II
Good News, Bad News, Worse News IIGood: Your son studies a lot in his...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
Men Are Like Commercials
Why are men like commercials?You can’t believe a word they say.
Quips & quotes
|Q: How many letters are there in the alphabet?A: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home.
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...