Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
A Message For The Manager
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub....
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
The Boston taxi driver
|The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he...
Do you have a bias?
|A middle aged woman was driving through a school zone when a policeman pulled...
Candybar Life
Candy Bar LifeIt was just another day and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar....