A drunken blonde goes into a bar…
A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would...
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...
Boss wants too much
|For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He...
There was a young Scotsman called Andy…
There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted...
MY TWO DELICATE OPERATIONS
Humor story by Larry GravesWebsite: http://www.gravetimes.com/ MY TWO “DELICATE” OPERATIONSA few years ago, I...
Sir!
|What do you call a mouse that can pick up an elephant?Sir!
Roosters
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster. The current...
Phone company’s errors
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!