BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Coffee Klatch
Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends “My son...
Are there Jews in China?
Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
My Pa Won’t Like It
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived...
Who Was It?
The man came home to find evidence that his wife had been unfaithful. “Was...