Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Why do men name their penis?
Q: Why do men name their penis?A: They like to be on a first...
Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up...
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
What’s the definition of virginity?
Q: What’s the definition of virginity?A: A big issue over a little tissue.
The Smashed Kitty!
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a...
GRAVITY KILLS
|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory...