Lover’s Lane
At a paternity trial, the blonde’s lawyer asked, “On the night of July 16th...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock…
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went ‘tick, tick,tick’?'Ve...
Pay for your past bills
|A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods...
Gorilla Chase!
There was a man that owned a giant gorilla and, all its life, he’d...
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Over the counter
A middle aged man, about 5 foot 8 inches tall, walks into a Walmartand...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...