What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
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An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
Why are girls like pianos?
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California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...
Happily Addicted to the Web
Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Drive Into Ditch
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?A: To turn the blinker off.
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler
Diary of a New Snow ShovelerDecenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Excited Preacher
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...