Italian Night Before Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was...
Refrigerator Evidence
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton…
In light of the latest allegations against President Clinton, Woodward and Bernstein of Watergate...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
The Crazies
A man is walking along the road, when he hears someone shouting “Twelve! Twelve!”...
Cards You Won’t Find At Hallmark
“Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………....
Sleeping Bull
Q: What do you call a Sleeping Bull?A: A Bull-Dozer!