Read The Manual Please!
IMPORTANT! READ THIS BEFORE USING YOUR NEW DEVICECongratulations! You have purchased an extremely fine...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Women with Weapons
The media have grotesquely skewed the public image of women who choose to own...
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|A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday…
Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked...
Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Proof That Santa Doesn’t Exist – For Nerds!
There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since...