A political man to a woman…
A political man to a woman, “You look beautiful today!!!!”The woman replied, “Thanks, but...
Money for panites.
There is a girl walking up the stairs in a church one day.As the...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
A missing person
|Recently, a distraught wife went to the local police station, along with her next-door...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
Discovering America
A Geography teacher stands in front of a map of the world.Geography Teacher: Tony,...