Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance…
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
New viruses discovered!
This is deadly serious, so don’t ignore it. Several new viruses have been discovered...
Fear of bombs on planes
|Aunt Bessie loved to visit her nieces and nephews. However, she had relatives all...