Martha Stewart vs Me
Martha Stewart vs Me…Martha’s way: Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Lonely Cow in Field
Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
Murder
A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he...