Brag about parents
|An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat.”My dad is...
The Incredible Golf Ball
Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag...
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?
What do you do if someone’s having a seizure in a bathtub?Throw in a...
The incredibly dumb
|AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He...
Guru and Novacaine
Why did the guru refuse Novacaine when he went to his dentist?He wanted to...
Worst Thing
Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blonde?A: Bucket seats.
Rating your Christmas parties
|If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw...
Did you know that the night Santa first met his future wife…
Did you know that the night Santa first met his futurewife he uttered the...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...