Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?
Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating?To stop the snoring before...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Love thy Neighbor
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right...
Grey hair
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother’shair...
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)
A Night Before Christmas Parody (Technical Version)’Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!