Dog jokes 02
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?A: A jet...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American…
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on anoverseas flight....
Man With Most Intelligence Gone
What do you call a man with 90% of his intelligence gone?Divorced
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Defamation of character
A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that...