The programmer’s cheer
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Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
Blind Justice
A young boy asked is father, “Dad, do lawyers ever tell the truth?” The...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
Sweet Revenge
A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the...