Bird jokes 05
|Q: What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?A:...
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
Computers are male
|Reasons computers must be maleThey have a lot of data but are still clueless.A...
Three Proof That Jesus Was…
Three Proofs that Jesus was Jewish:1. He went into his father’s business.2. He lived...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
What I Want In A Man!
(Age 22)1. Handsome2. Charming3. Financially successful4. A caring listener5. Witty6. In good shape7. Dresses...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she’s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run...
What is the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic?
What’s the difference between Bill Clinton, and the Titanic ??It is known how many...