Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Purchasing mailing lists
|With more than twelve billion catalogs being mailed annually, it’s little wonder that marketers...
Money On the Side
What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
Adam and Eve
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and...
Female Homones in beer?
Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory,...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?
What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in...