The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
You know you are in a small town…
You know you’re in a small town…..- when you don’t use turn signals because...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
half of everything
Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They...
Signs and notices 05
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Outside a country...
Even more Bumper Stickers!
Heart Attacks…God’s Revenge for Eating His Animal FriendsHow many roads must a man travel...
“Very Offensive” Space Shuttle Jokes.
Q: What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?A: “You feed the kids...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...