Don’t give us a bad name
|There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer...
Bloodied Vampire
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Confessions
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
No Peer Pressure
|A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: “And what do you think is...