Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and…
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little...
May I speak to the conductor
|A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that...
Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
Jellybean
Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a...
Sleeping in Church
Wilma and her husband Barney go to church every Sunday, and during the service...
25 Rules for Women
25 rules for Women to follow:1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Difference With Computer
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to...