Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
A Dose of HMO’s Own Medicine
A doctor, a nurse, and the top executive of an HMO have all died...
Bird vs Fly
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but...
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...
Girl’s School
The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...