The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
A woman walks into a veterinarian’s waiting room dragging a wet rabbit on a...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
How are women like elevators?
How are women like elevators? Only about half go down.
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
I tried phone sex once…
I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...