The Pastor\\\’s Last Stand
A Pastor was walking past a pet shop one day when he noticed a...
Point Of View
1. I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.2....
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Goofy Wundermints!
Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds” fee on money they already know...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Difference With Computer
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a computer?A: You only have to...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...