Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Soakin’ Wet!
One day a boy came walking home from school. On the way home he...
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
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The snake and the new glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor.”Doc, I need something for my eyes…can’t...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
Nun on a date
What does a nun wear on a date?A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...