OLD NEVER DIES 2
|OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get...
Forrest Gump goes to heaven…
Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to...
On the right track?
A brunette was walking on the railroad tracks saying, “21…21….21….” when a blonde jumped...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
The Christmas diet song
|’Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips were Fannie May candies...
Escaped Prisoner
A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.