Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Why are politicians like diapers?
Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Jellofied
During a fight, a husband threw a bowl of Jello at his wife.She had...
Rotten Cherry
There is an 80 year old virgin who suddenly gets an itch in her...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
One neighbor says to the other…
One neighbor says to the other, “Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the...