M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?
What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...
Merry…ied talk
A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...