Blonde quickies 121-140
121. Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
I\’m glad I\’m a man
I’M GLAD I’M A MANI’m glad I’m a man, you better believe. I don’t...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
face like a million dollars
You’ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!
Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...