Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!
What is a Headache
After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Tiger woods in bed.
On their wedding night the new couple are just about to do the deed...