Polish Fisherman’s Bag
A Polish man was walking down the street, carrying a brown paper bag. He...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...
Error codes in Windows
|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...
Half a year to live
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Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?
Q: Why was Raggedy Ann thrown out of the toy store?A: She was caught...