What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with…
Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their...
Medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby…
A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the...
Men are like fine wine…
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes,and it’s a woman’s...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...