I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Diary of an AOL User
Diary of an AOL User July 18 – I just tried to connect to...
What did God say after creating man?
What did God say after creating man? “I can do better”
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...
Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...