The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
He was light fingered!
|Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!
Secret Gov’t Project Revealed…
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
Blubber trouble
Whales are mammals. Mammals have hair. SHAVE THE WHALES!
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Sneezing orgasms
A man goes to a doctor and says:”Doctor, it’s embarassing, but every time I...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...