Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
Looks bad on resume cover letters
|1. I’m really keen to work for you, I hear the drugs are good.2....
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Soft and Hard
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Want to make love to you
He said – Since I first laid eyes on you, I’ve wanted to make...