The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
Protesting
I’m against picketing, but I don’t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Accidents near home
What did the blonde do when he heard that 90% of accidents occur within...
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf…
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
Good Ring Bearer
At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Keeps Her Youth
How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...