rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
Something Fishy
One day, this woman went to a bait shop to get her husband a...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
Two guys go hunting…
Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
Microsoft renames itself
|NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to “Moft” — which...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.