George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...
Students Science Bloopers
THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who...
Old maid’s burglar
|A story I’ll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened...
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one…
A girl gets a tatoo of Santa Claus on one thighand a turkey on...
The Australian way
After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.