New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
Dealing with a lawyer
A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together…
Two couples decide to spend the weekend away together at a posh hotel. When...
Lacking all religion
|A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Farm jokes 08
|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows...
Underwear is Important!
Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle… From the...