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stop for a glow worm
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Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
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A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
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A man went to a sex doctor and told him of his extremely active...
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