A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
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Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
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Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...
Flying without a parachute
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These chickens want books
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Judy arrived home from her date…
Judy arrived home from her date, tossed her coat over a chair, her handbag...